Monday, August 8, 2011

Werewolf Hunter Arrested

I've noticed that the Thomas Stroup story (see: Non Culpae Ex Esse Lupintotuum below) was picked up by online and television "news" services all through June, including a site dedicated to hunting which seems to be encouraging adding werewolves to the US Big Game lists. I feel obliged to point out that so far your humble correspondent has been the only source to do any investigative journalism; it was here, on Glorious Wreckage, that the information about the populations of wolves in Germany and the phase of the moon during Stroup's transformation was uncovered. You're welcome.

But today I ran across this little item. Apparently a shirtless man was approached by police while he was attacking objects with a sword in a parking lot. He explained that he was "hunting werewolves and C.H.U.D.s."

Ridiculous. C.H.U.D.s are only found in New York.

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